What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:05

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

Sure no problem officer.

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What do you think about Vivian Jenna Wilson's decision to speak out against her father, Elon Musk, in a public interview with NBC News?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.